

The knee-jerk: Gimme Depends, stat.
By: Sean | April 12th, 2008San Jose 0-1 Chicago
Goooooooood lord. 0-1, after getting outplayed pretty comprehensively in the second half. That’s a good result, considering.
It’s a FRICKIN’ MIRACULOUS result after the completely insane crossbar-post-Shea Salinas skyball sequence (among others) in stoppage time. I’d write more, but I’ve got to attend to personal hygiene. Rest assured that next road game, I’ll have adult undergarments in place.
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Jeeesus christ I’m drunk. I’ve been tailgating in that fucking parking lot FOR HOURS. I don’t even know what to say about that Salinas not-goal. Sooo depressing. You were outplayed in the second half because we changed to 3 defenders yet still couldn’t finish. Ah well. I did hang out with a bunch of Fire fans in the parking lot afterwards. Good times. Delicious bbq. Sunburnt. Ugh.
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I’d also like to add that Blanco did that bunny hop right in front of me. Everyone in my section went apesh*t when he did it too.
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You got lucky, dude.
I want Calen Carr to go back to that white headband.
That is all.
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Yeah, I want the white headband back too.
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